Chestnuts!, by Everything Is Terrible!

Chestnuts!

by Everything Is Terrible!

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Wesley Eddings Bought sight unseen even though I’m a grown-ass man with most of these songs committed to deep memory

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Chestnuts! is 21 holiday honkers (and maybe 1 bonus track!) of misplaced sentimentalities, fist fights over toys for tots, erotic Santas, Nazi elves, and an endless parade of singing kids – all on a highly duplicated cassette manufactured by the professionals! Full-color cover! A colorful cassette!

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1.	Santa Claus Is Coming To Town (Thicke Vs. TMNT) 02:47	buy track
2.	X-Mas Day Rap 02:45	buy track
3.	I'm An Elf 01:48	buy track
4.	We Have A Dream (Trees Wanna Be Cut Down) 02:00	buy track
5.	Rappin' Santa Creep! 00:31	buy track
6.	Santa Gets Around 01:59	buy track
7.	Ookie Cookie Rap 01:11	buy track
8.	I'm Cookin' Dinner For Santa 02:40	buy track
9.	Anthem Of Santa's Slaves 02:21	buy track
10.	Hanukkah Homeboy 03:34	buy track
11.	Christmas Is A Time For Love 02:26	buy track
12.	One Cow Open Sleigh 02:10	buy track
13.	Hip-Hop Up On The Roof Top 01:50	buy track
14.	Gerbert Rings Silver Bells For All To Hear 02:06	buy track
15.	Wrap Wrap The Christmas Rap 00:42	buy track
16.	Dearest Santa 02:47	buy track
17.	Will Power Rangers Be Home For Christmas? 01:09	buy track
18.	Shoji Raps 4 X-Mas 02:01	buy track
19.	Through The Eyes Of A Child 01:45	buy track
20.	Gerbert's Christmas Wish 02:25	buy track
21.	Don't Be Scared Child 00:42	buy track

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Why hate when you can celebrate everyone's least favorite time of the year?? Your bestest friends – we're family, really – Everything Is Terrible! sorted & sifted through the dusty remains of a literal millennium of VHS memories to create 'Chestnuts!' 21 holiday honkers of misplaced sentimentalities, fist fights over toys for tots, erotic Santas, Nazi elves, and an endless parade of singing kids. It's a veritable holiday jubilee from our home to yours!

Featuring "I'm An Elf" and "Ookie Cookie Rap" and "One Cow Open Sleigh" and GERBERT!!

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released December 22, 2020

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Everything Is Terrible! Los Angeles, California

Everything is Terrible! is the video and performance collective that is responsible for some of the internet’s most hilarious and bizarre videos – and music!

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